Walk to End Alzheimers

Attention all New Tech faculty, staff, students, and parents; urgent message!  Local authorities have asked for our help in capturing America’s most wanted criminal.  This criminal is the worst thief in the world because he steals minds—mind crimes are the worst kind.  His name is Al Zheimers.  His kryptonite is purple and loud noises.  On Saturday morning the NTI Caped Crusaders will meet between 7:30 and 8 a.m. in the Hadi Shrine parking lot on Riverside Dr where we will gear up for the fight---wear your crime fighter costume or deck out in purple and bring your noisemakers.  NTI currently has the largest fighting team so please come out and bring your friends (if you have any who will get up that early) your cousins, your cousins’ cousins, everyone you know—if they will come, bring them even if you don’t know them!!!  Meet us for the Walk to End Alzheimer’s disease downtown Saturday morning.  We must eliminate this memory thief, Al Zheimers!